AI POWERED SELF DESTRUCTION
YOUR LIFE.
ROASTED.
Answer 5 questions. Get brutally roasted by AI. Share your shame with the world.
ROAST ME NOW →SAMPLE ROAST 🔥
"bestie you spend 8 hours a day on TikTok but only 4 hours sleeping? your brain is literally running on fumes and trending audios. you've spent $400 this month on Uber Eats which is wild because you also said you'd start cooking. that was 6 months ago. your future self is not okay. your future self is actually in shambles."
Screen Time
F
Sleep
D
Spending
C
Productivity
F
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Brutally Honest
No sugarcoating. No encouragement. Just the cold hard truth about your habits.
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Scarily Accurate
Uses your real numbers to call you out. Specific, personal, and devastatingly accurate.
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PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN DESTROYED
"i got an F in screen time and a D in sleep and honestly i deserved it. showed my therapist. she agreed."
sarah k. · @sarahkofficial
"bro this app called me out for spending $340 on uber eats in ONE month. i am not okay. 10/10 would recommend."
zaid m. · @zaidbuilds
"the roast said my bed is 'just a suggestion at this point' because i sleep 4 hours. i felt that in my soul."
priya s. · @priyavibes